Friday Night Lights---and Hot Strippers
Hello old friend. I sure haven't used you for quite some time, but where else could I possibly blog about the night on the town I shared with an old friend? The friend I speak of is Jaimie, a girl I've known since I worked at Mcdonald's. We probably met at least 6 or 7 years ago. We decided that since we both had gift cards galore to use up after the holidays that we would go shopping, and then go out to a nice fancy dinner at Red Lobster and indulge ourselves. Keep in mind that I really shouldn't be indulging in anything at the moment given my financial situation, but a night out on the town is just what the doctor ordered.
I met Jaimie at her place at 4 p.m. and we headed to South Bend, Indiana. It's almost an hour drive, but well worth it, all things considered. The day started out at the mall where I went nuts buying new clothes at JC Penny. All told I ended up with 3 new sweaters, a few hot tight tee shirts that I am hoping to be able to fit into by the end of this year with a little help from my bike, and one brand new pair of jeans that I've been needing for months. Then I moved on to F.Y.E. and added a few much needed films to my dvd collection, including Clerks 2, Star Trek First Contact the special edition, Brokeback Mountain, the Pirates of the Caribbean sequel and I also bought a pack of blank CD's for all the downloading and burning I need to do for probably the rest of this year.
After the mall, it was on to Barnes and Noble where I purchased a few new paperbacks for reading on breaks at work, and 2 nice collections of gay erotica, for those lonely nights I spend at home. Then it was on to Meijer, where I used my gift card to buy myself a brand new DVD player to replace the one that konked out on me a few days ago.
After the shopping spree, it was time for dinner, which consisted of a delicious concoction called a sunset pina colada---cheesy biscuits by the basketfuls, salads, then my main course of basil grilled tilapia, seasonal veggies, buttery mashed potatoes, and oh yeah, another one of those pina colada's. After it was all said and done, dinner and drinks only costed about $25, and I'd only spent a grand total of $16 that I went over on 2 of my gift cards at the mall. A very cheap night ineed. And it was about to get a lot better.
Jaimie and I decided that since we both had about $40 in cash left on us that it was time to go see the boys. A local gay bar called Starz was just the ticket we needed. I haven't been to Starz in almost 7 years, so after a bit of aimless wandering around in the downtown South Bend area, we managed to find it and went in. The absolutely YUMMY bartender was shirtless and had the smile that just beckoned you to buy drink after drink. It was Rum and Coke for Jaimie and solid screwdrivers for me. I would've like to have screwdrivered that bartender a few times, let me tell you. At midnight, the bartenders pants came off, revealing the hottest, TIGHTEST orange undies you can imagine, with the whole package out there for the world to see. And see it I did. =) At this point, I'd had about 4 drinks and on top of those pina colada's from dinner, I was mighty tipsy. Then the boys started dancing and stripping on stage, not 4 feet behind where we were sitting.
I had $20 left, so enough for 2 more drinks, one while each dancer was on stage. The first guy was obviously straight as he couldn't really move for anything, but he was hot nonetheless, and garnered three one dollar bills strategically placed in his underwear from me. The second dancer was much more gay than the first, hips swiveling, chair spinning, crotch right out there for the world to see---long black hair cascading down as face as he gyrated in sync with the grinding club beats----he got my last $6 stuck right down the front of his shorts from me, with a full on feel as my hands slid away from him---he grabbed my arms as I was getting ready to sit back down and I got a wink and a smile. "Thanks baby," he said, then grabbed my head and gave his pelvis one good hot push into my face before continuing on.
All the while, I am listening to Jaimie scream at the top of her lungs and I think she might have even taken pictures with her camera phone. God, I certainly hope THOSE never find their way onto the internet, LOL.
A good night, to be sure. Didn't even care about the massive hangover I had to contend with at work today. It was worth every pound in my head all day long.
Lesson learned? Check---vodka cures all. Along with a couple of hot male strippers. Give it a try and see what you think! You might be surprised.......
I met Jaimie at her place at 4 p.m. and we headed to South Bend, Indiana. It's almost an hour drive, but well worth it, all things considered. The day started out at the mall where I went nuts buying new clothes at JC Penny. All told I ended up with 3 new sweaters, a few hot tight tee shirts that I am hoping to be able to fit into by the end of this year with a little help from my bike, and one brand new pair of jeans that I've been needing for months. Then I moved on to F.Y.E. and added a few much needed films to my dvd collection, including Clerks 2, Star Trek First Contact the special edition, Brokeback Mountain, the Pirates of the Caribbean sequel and I also bought a pack of blank CD's for all the downloading and burning I need to do for probably the rest of this year.
After the mall, it was on to Barnes and Noble where I purchased a few new paperbacks for reading on breaks at work, and 2 nice collections of gay erotica, for those lonely nights I spend at home. Then it was on to Meijer, where I used my gift card to buy myself a brand new DVD player to replace the one that konked out on me a few days ago.
After the shopping spree, it was time for dinner, which consisted of a delicious concoction called a sunset pina colada---cheesy biscuits by the basketfuls, salads, then my main course of basil grilled tilapia, seasonal veggies, buttery mashed potatoes, and oh yeah, another one of those pina colada's. After it was all said and done, dinner and drinks only costed about $25, and I'd only spent a grand total of $16 that I went over on 2 of my gift cards at the mall. A very cheap night ineed. And it was about to get a lot better.
Jaimie and I decided that since we both had about $40 in cash left on us that it was time to go see the boys. A local gay bar called Starz was just the ticket we needed. I haven't been to Starz in almost 7 years, so after a bit of aimless wandering around in the downtown South Bend area, we managed to find it and went in. The absolutely YUMMY bartender was shirtless and had the smile that just beckoned you to buy drink after drink. It was Rum and Coke for Jaimie and solid screwdrivers for me. I would've like to have screwdrivered that bartender a few times, let me tell you. At midnight, the bartenders pants came off, revealing the hottest, TIGHTEST orange undies you can imagine, with the whole package out there for the world to see. And see it I did. =) At this point, I'd had about 4 drinks and on top of those pina colada's from dinner, I was mighty tipsy. Then the boys started dancing and stripping on stage, not 4 feet behind where we were sitting.
I had $20 left, so enough for 2 more drinks, one while each dancer was on stage. The first guy was obviously straight as he couldn't really move for anything, but he was hot nonetheless, and garnered three one dollar bills strategically placed in his underwear from me. The second dancer was much more gay than the first, hips swiveling, chair spinning, crotch right out there for the world to see---long black hair cascading down as face as he gyrated in sync with the grinding club beats----he got my last $6 stuck right down the front of his shorts from me, with a full on feel as my hands slid away from him---he grabbed my arms as I was getting ready to sit back down and I got a wink and a smile. "Thanks baby," he said, then grabbed my head and gave his pelvis one good hot push into my face before continuing on.
All the while, I am listening to Jaimie scream at the top of her lungs and I think she might have even taken pictures with her camera phone. God, I certainly hope THOSE never find their way onto the internet, LOL.
A good night, to be sure. Didn't even care about the massive hangover I had to contend with at work today. It was worth every pound in my head all day long.
Lesson learned? Check---vodka cures all. Along with a couple of hot male strippers. Give it a try and see what you think! You might be surprised.......
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